Ranting

Memphasis > Hey, I’m back here.

August 6th, 2015

HOT? GET IN LINE. I have three absolute favorite expressions for hot – everyone who lives in the grits belt needs at least one. My third favorite is Halle Berry hot – substitute your mercury raiser. My second favorite comes from Neil Simon and the play Biloxi Blues when the character Jerome steps off the train from New York in Biloxi and declares it to ...

View More »

Memphasis > Haunted History, A Story Retold

July 30th, 2015

WORRY ABOUT THE DOGS Depending on who’s talking and when, history around Fort Pillow changes. At the time of this story – one I shared first in a 2013 column – it was called the Cold Creek Correctional Facility, a minimum-security operation farming about 6,000 acres in Lauderdale County. Next it was called the Fort Pillow Prison and Farm, next door to ...

View More »

Memphasis > Granddad, Hambone and the KKK. A family feud.

July 23rd, 2015

IF THE KLAN DOESN’T LIKE YOU, PAT YOURSELF ON THE BACK. Before their last sheety little show here a couple of years ago, an Exalted Cyclops of the KKK – must be just one hole in his hood – was quoted on Channel 5 and in The Huffington Post, “Y’all are going to see the largest rally Memphis, Tennessee, has ever seen. It’s ...

View More »

Memphasis > A General Invitation, Revisited

July 16th, 2015

COME ON BACK TO ELMWOOD, GENERAL FORREST. I first issued that invitation in 2013 and while we haven’t yet heard from the General, we’ve heard from just about everybody else. The invitation stands because – as it has been for some time – it’s past time. Come on home, General, and bring the missus. The family’s waiting. Whatever anybody ...

View More »

Memphasis > It’s The Law

July 9th, 2015

THE LAW, AND I QUOTE. Oh, the outrage! Across the nation, people have reacted to the laws passed and validated by the courts, their liberty threatened, the Constitution violated, the republic at risk. For example, the Foundation for Economic Education begins with a quote from Benjamin Franklin, “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little ...

View More »

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 Next