Ranting

Memphasis > Sharing Yards

June 15th, 2017

ROOTS AND MONKEY GRASS So I’m waiting in line at Booksellers to get my high school classmate, Cary Fowler, to sign my copy of his new book when a moment of quintessential Memphis broke out. In front in me are two women about my age, identical twins. One interrupted my musing about attractive twins by turning to me and asking, “Are you Dan Conaway?” ...

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Memphasis > Cracking A Smile

June 8th, 2017

ORIGINAL, UNIMPORTANT, THOUGHTS I’m on vacation, trying desperately not to think about anything important. I’ll be home next week – God willing and the Creek don’t rise. This week, I thought I’d share a bit of interesting trivia friends have passed along about origins of some of our common expressions. Think of it as a welcome vacation ...

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Memphasis > Tiresome Behavior

June 1st, 2017

ENOUGH ALREADY. Even after months of mediation, after an agreed-upon compromise, after the appointment of a committee and the committee’s selection of a master planner, after the Overton Park Conservancy put up $250,000 toward the plan, after the council voted to take the Conservancy’s money … even after all of that … the Memphis Zoo stiffed the ...

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Memphasis > Of Camels And Spoon

May 25th, 2017

SPOON. 2002-2017.  We took a left off of I-55 somewhere around Coldwater and drove about ten miles through farms to our destination. There was a wooden sign with hand-painted numbers by the gravel drive. There was a Shetland pony in the yard. And emus. And a camel. Outside the house, seven or eight feral children were playing around a broken-down truck and ...

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Memphasis > Unhealthy Motives

May 18th, 2017

WE DON’T CARE ABOUT HEALTHCARE. WE CARE ABOUT INSURANCE. Like casinos, the insurance business is a bet, you know, like a roll of the dice, and like casinos, the house always wins. An army of actuaries hedges every bet. If you buy life insurance, they’re going to charge you enough to make money before you die. They win. If you buy health insurance, ...

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